Today I’m joining the Blisse Kiss event for the first time.

The theme is Blisse Kiss by the Sea, so it’s all about seaside fun.  I’ve had a story, ‘One Scoop or Two?’ , accepted for the ‘Smut by the Sea’ anthology which has a kiss in it but I’m choosing one from a Punch and Judy inspired story, ‘That’s the way to do it!’, which  I also wrote with the same anthology in mind.

The idea is you can win a prize if you leave a comment on this blog and answer this question:  which silk route city did Edwardian dominatrix Lady Sally Rudston-Chichester go to? – the answer is on my web site somewhere, but you shouldn’t have to work to hard to find it!

The draw closes on 30 June when I’ll put everybody’s name into a hat and pull out a winner.  The prize is a pdf copy of my erotic novel ‘Adventures in Fetishland’.  Oh, and by the way, he says in a totally shameless piece of promotion, if you don’t win you can still get my bdsm/fetish re-invention of the Alice stories from any of these places.

Xcite Books


You should also go over to the Blisse Kiss site and check out all the kisses from other authors and all the other cool prizes on offer.  Have fun!


 Excerpt from ‘That’s the way to do it!’

“Oh deary, deary, deary me!  Hello boys and girls.  My name is Punchinello, all dressed in red and yellow.  I’m such a clever fellow.  Rootitootitoo-it!……Where’s that Judy?!”

It was the strangest sensation.  I felt myself being hoisted up towards the seam of light high above me as if by some invisible force.   I still couldn’t exert any control over my body and as I felt myself being raised up, my arms and legs dangling helplessly in the air, until all of a sudden my head emerged into the light.  A dazzling sun shone in my eyes but as they adjusted to the brilliant light I looked on in horror.  I found myself hanging there stark naked exposed for everybody to see, my breasts jiggling in the sunshine, looking out on a crowd of people.

“Oh look boys and girls; it’s Judy,” announced an anonymous disembodied voice.

Except they weren’t boys and girls at all, they were all adults.  There was a sea of faces staring back at me, ogling my nakedness and mocking my predicament.

I was in a puppet show, my body controlled by an invisible puppeteer and there, right alongside me, was the figure from my childhood nightmares….Punch.  His wooden painted face leered at me with a grin.

“How bout a kiss? Kissy, kissy, kissy!”

The wooden face with its hideous hooked nose and its chin sticking out, its gaudy red painted cheeks and black fixed eyes advanced towards me.  The wooden jaw closed up and the puppet planted a kiss on my immobile reluctant lips. I tried to pull away but was powerless.  I felt the shiny varnish surface on my mouth.

That’s the way to do it!”  Punch called out and the crowd roared with laughter.

“Judy’s a naughty girl, isn’t she boys and girls.  Look at her.  She’s got no clothes on.  Totally naked.  Naughty rude girl, isn’t she?  Do you think she should be punished boys and girls?”

Yes!,” the audience roared back…